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DAD WEARS NAZI UNIFORM FOR CHILD CUSTODY CASE: A 40-year-old New Jersey native appeared at his child custody case wearing a Nazi uniform. Heath Campbell — who appeared before the court in Flemington, New Jersey — was attempting to regain custody of his three children, the oldest of which is named Adolf Hitler. Campbell planned to explain that he loves his children and deny reports that he was abusive to them. When asked if it was a good idea to come dressed in a Nazi uniform, he said “If they’re good judges and they’re good people, they’ll look within, not what’s on the outside.”