101 Gold Nugget of Knowledge, 6-18-2012

A guy in Cincinnati was arrested for the fourth time for having sex in public with a what?

A teddy bear!

Meet Charles Marshall, a 28-year-old Cincinnati gentleman with a penchant for masturbating with teddy bears in public.

No, when Marshall was recently arrested at a health clinic after staffers noticed him giving his tallywhacker the teddy treatment in an alley, it was not the first time. It wasn’t even the second time. Or the third.

This marks the fourth occasion that Marshall has been cited for getting down and dirty with a stuffed animal in public.